Friday, January 28, 2011

New Blog - Same Shithole

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New pictures and stories about "The Shithole" can be found over there.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Attempted Murder?

Well folks, this is a new one.

I had to call the cops a few days ago because what should have been a few people having a get-together turned into a drunken brawl complete with cops and machete swinging.

WTF?!

I was hiding in my room when thios shit happened, but I WAS the bitch that called the cops at 2am.

Good thing too.

I didn't know about the machete incident until the next day but there is a deep cut on the garage door that makes me happy as hell that I called the police.

So...the long and short of it is my downstairs roommate is heartbroken because her douchecanoe of a boyfriend got crazy-drunk and tried to kill one of her friends.

I feel for her, but I am GLAD I called the cops.

The gigantic hole in the wall makes me glad he didn't use her head to put it there.

On a side note: You better hope they keep your ass locked up, Buster, because if you come anywhere near this house I WILL blow your useless fucking head clean off.

Monday, February 1, 2010

You said WHAT?!?@!

Why am I pissed you say?

Come on, I don't post in months, and change the blog name....you KNOW I am pissed-off royally about something.

I actually liked the "kids" ...my asshole-housemates, which is part of why I am more pissed than normal.

Am I out of line for snapping on these clowns because their dogs have wrecked the house with their piss and shit?

Every day for over a week, I have come downstairs and seen the same pile of dogshit on the floor.

I don't own a motherfucking dog!

Yesterday I come down, and there is a lake of piss of the hardwood floor 2 feet away from Asshole#1 and he acts like he can't see it.

I snapped.

Then his little bitch, Asshole#2, thinks that she can talk shit to me about my extreme likelihood of having cancer?

Fuck that little cunt!

Yeah...it is highly likely that breast cancer has started to kick my ass, but I am unemployed and have no insurance, so I am pretty much screwed.

NOT something to fuck with me about.

Have I mentioned that these ASSHOLES rent A ROOM downstairs...not the house...a room.

Yet, the living room ALWAYS has some dead-beat they are related to sleeping in it.

I am just done with it.

I want out.

FUCK! I am BACK!

Okay kids...I should rename this bitch "ASSHOLES I LIVE WITH".

Maybe I will when I am not so thermonuclear-pissed-off.

SO

FUCKING

ANGRY!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

THEY MOVED OUT!!!!

Thank you Baby Jeebus...the filth-twins moved out!

They left over 180 GALLONS of garbage in their wake, but they are GONE!!!

YAY!

I have never been so happy to see a U-Haul truck in my life.

It took 2, 30 gallon garbage bags just to clean up the dirty diapers and USED TAMPONS and other nastiness out of their room.

Seriously folks, dirty diapers and used tampons...NASTY!!!

Fucking nasty.

The back yard took another 3 bags because they just used the yard like it was a trashcan.

The kitchen is now sanitary and usable again, but not after having to clean out the sink, which was CRAWLING with maggots because of these assholes.

I feel sorry for the poor fool that rented space to these pigs, but that is their problem now, and not mine.

Hopefully now we can get these empty rooms rented out.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Still Not Gone

ARGH!!

The swine-people are STILL FUCKING HERE!!!

They have pretty much trashed this place to the point that I quit cleaning up after them.
The Man and I are gearing up to get out of here the minute his ID is in his hand.
We are just DONE with thisa crap, and with living with disgusting assholes.

On top of the filth-twins, I have discovered some pretty severe termite damage while I was inspecting the fence, and there is more evidence of termite infestation by the front door.

Idiot-landlord isn't doing anything about it or telling the homeowner.

I used to feel sorry for the lady that actually owns this house, but I am just not capable of that anymore.
She rented this house at $3000 a MONTH to a jackass on SSI who gets less than $1000 a month. She should have KNOWN it was going to be a bad move. For his sake, the second the IRS and the Social Security folks find out that he has been making money and not reporting it, he's fucked.
(Yes people, if you rent out rooms, it IS considered income, and you do have to report it....you don't get to just pocket the cash.) He doesn't seem to realize that by taking these morons to court, which is next week, that he himself is going to answer a few questions.
He also seems to think that he is going to turn this place into a flop-house, and I am simply NOT having it.
Once we are out of here, that fool can do whatever he wants, but while The Man and I are still living here, it isn't going to happen.
I will have a little chat with the city zoning board and the sheriff if need be.

Yes, I have ever more pictures, but haven't loaded them yet because quite frankly, I am sick of looking at pictures of garbage.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Goodbye, Little Guy

This adorable little kitten was murdered about an hour ago by the Filthy Fucks because they stomped him to death.

He was just trying to get attention, which he never gets, and the fucking cunt-bitch just HAD to come storming out of their room to talk shit to me.

I don't have a damn thing to do with these assholes, and this was one of those cases where I said NOTHING...I was simply entering my room.

As I shut my door I hear the twat call me "IDIOT!" and then I heard the horrible scream of the kitten.

Some sounds just mean death.

That fucking bitch stomped her own kitten to death because she was pissed off at me simply for existing.

Chances are they are now digging up my cat's grave to bury the little guy.

If so, may they rot in the deepest pit of regret there is.

Seriously...they killed a fucking KITTEN because of carelessness and blind anger.